So our deck was the deck of many colors. First someone painted it khaki, not khaki brown… khaki white. Why? Apparently they’re color blind. Then someone painted it red. Not brick red or cherry wood red, but fire truck red. Finally it was painted orange, hazard cone orange. WTF people? Are you deranged?!?
So we tried a chemical stripper for decks. No luck.
Then we tried metal putty knives and some elbow grease. No luck.
Finally we rented a power washer from Home Depot for $75 (whole day charge). Good enough.
Now that we’ve stripped the deck we’re going to stain it. Since we couldn’t get off the many other colors we have to use an opaque stain. Guess what color we’re choosing? BROWN. Why? You ask. Because that’s the FREEKING COLOR OF WOOD.
Ok, so now that I have gotten that off my chest. Seriously, I think I’m in love with the power washer. We cleaned the deck, cleaned the side of the house, cleaned the patio table and cleaned the front walk. I think I’m in love.