Many of you will argue that I should be lucky to have a husband who does middle of the night diaper changes, true. But that doesn’t make this story any less funny -for me.
Every night for the last 2.5 weeks (I cannot believe Maggie is that old already) I have calmly… and also not so calmly explained to the Husband that he is changing her diapers wrong.
Boys are different. When you change a boy diaper you have to duck and cover. Switch the dirty diaper for the clean one quick or you WILL get peed on. He has been complacent now that he has a girl. They don’t pee all over you. It just trickles out and before you know it- puddle.
Each middle of the night (and any daytime) change he performs he removes her diaper completely, folds the dirty one, wipes her off, knits a sweater, makes maple syrup from scratch and then puts on the new one.
Last night it happened. Puddle. All over his side of the bed. Husband, meet couch.
Let that be a lesson to you, husband.
Girl, boy…. All diaper changes at this early stage require CONSTANT VIGILANCE!!